Friday, April 30, 2010
Dear New York friends, I'm sorry I didn't look every last one of you up when I was there the other day. I was too busy drinking away the pain of the realization that the douchebags surrounding me at Local West probably make more money than I do. Submitted for your consideration, Emil Corsillo from Hickoree's shows us the proper way to order a drink there.
And as a follow-up, Mr. Corsillo explains what would happen in a world where swift justice is the norm. Unless you have a sponsor (Pete Bisso's a good choice, and he's not much of a douche), you're better off brown bagging a 40 by the pier. And yes, I'm thirty-one years old. Buen provecho.