I call this the El Camino. Equal parts Mountain Dew and Jose Cuervo poured into a stemless wine glass. Let's put it to a vote. I am either:
b. Innovative in the face of adversity, the adversity being that there is no beer, wine, or whiskey in the house
c. A pathetic drunk
If you're curious (which you shouldn't be), it tastes like a sickly sweet hangover reminiscent of the days when you would pour whatever you suspected mom and dad would not miss into a plastic tumbler and hope for the best. Adults, don't try this at home. Kids, I'm pretty sure you're already trying it, so I won't tell you to do otherwise, but I don't condone it. Buen provecho.