It's called "The Gobbler." Translation? You need to eat this pile of mush lightning fast. Otherwise, call up the IT boys and order a keyboard replacement, because that's where most of the cranberry sauce, stuffing, and gravy will wind up. There are few better ways to ingest 1,000% of your daily intake of sodium than this mess of a holiday hoagie, especially for $2.99. Buen provecho.
Available at Wawa for a limited time. You can also forgo the hoagie roll and get the same pile of shit in a plastic bowl.