Here's some surprising and depressing news. According to the Huffington Post, my least favorite person of all time besides the kids that fucked with me in grade school just cracked the top ten list of highest paid celebrity chefs. I'm sure he puts in the hours, but I just can't get past the Offspring haircut and the "terrible to the point where I want to start cutting myself" style. He even beat Andrew Zimmern and Tony Bourdain. If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the next few hours with my head in the oven. During that time, please enjoy this infographic to see what Guy Fieri can buy for the eight million bucks he raked in last year. Buen provecho.