I figured it would be a much better idea to post this video instead of throwing out my two pennies about Chick-fil-A. It's unclear whether the dancing KyoChon chicken mascot is a hatemonger, but goddamn it if their fried chicken isn't some of the best I've ever had.
I will say this, however. Fuck the fucking higher-ups at Chick-fil-A for making all of us choose between eating something delicious and taking the moral high ground. Buen provecho.