Because you totally care about what I did over the Christmas holiday, here are a few videos of what happens when you drink too much egg nog, including my dear aunt Lynn caroling above, and a 3-part series below I like to call "Christmas Jalapenos":
First, I take a small bite while my unsuspecting brother-in-law eats the whole thing.
Then, after being told I "bitched out," I agree to finish the thing.
Then the heat catches up with me. Hilarity ensues. And in case you're curious, that is a woman's cardigan with the sleeves removed (but cuffs preserved) over a woman's turtleneck embroidered with Christmas trees. Buen provecho.