Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Why Did I Eat This?
I really miss the days when basketball was cool. Nowadays, the freakishly tall dudes just look bored running up and down the court. It's kind of sad, but if nothing else, it gives me an excuse to eat arena food, and as written so eloquently in a previous post, it gets better as you get closer to the action. The poor saps eating hot dogs way up high (even though they could have easily walked down) ain't got nothin' on two of my favorites: chili cheese fries and boneless buffalo wings. As you can see above, the chips are replaced with french fries in these Irish nachos, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially when you have a fork to do your bidding. I love the redundancy of cheese and sour cream. It's like wearing belts and suspenders, or so I've heard.
*Before you comment on how John Stockton was the cheapest player in the NBA, I already know, and I don't care. As the all-time assist leader, his generosity with the rock cancels out any cheapness. Eat it.