Philadelphians, feel free to chase me out of town with torches and pitchforks in hand after saying this, but I am disappointed with Chickie's & Pete's. Don't get me wrong, a Big Gulp-sized order of fries sprinkled with a sneezeable (yes sneezeable, not sizeable) amount of Old Bay seasoning and served with American cheese sauce just seconds away from congealing into an undippable globule is great when you're watching one of our local teams break your heart. But remove that context (along with the gallons of light beer), replace it with one screaming infant and an anomaly of a toddler who prefers vegetables instead of chicken fingers and fries (how the hell did that happen?), and you're left with food that is crappy at best. It may have been voted the "Best Sports Bar in North America" by ESPN, and I may still want to drive home drunk from there after a long Sunday of football watching, but since I'm supposed to be writing about food, here's a quick breakdown of the crap we ate last night:
1) Crab Fries: They're just too damn thin and flimsy, especially when the cheese sauce hardens. Furthermore, it's kind of hard to eat them when you're holding a toddler. My sincerest apologies to my son for the Old Bay fingerprints on the onesie.
2) Chickie's Cutlets: Standard frozen and boxed chicken fingers. How they can get away with calling them "cutlets" is beyond me.
3) Signature Salad: Bagged romaine topped with Old Bay croutons and crab fries. A real pile of shit.
4) Cheeseburger: Pre-formed patty, terrible burger-to-bun ratio, no toppings.
5) This last one's not about food. I just thought I would mention that I was wearing sweats when this all went down.
You may be thinking, "Jackass, you're supposed to get the seafood when you're there," or you may have just stopped reading. If you are still reading, it's obvious from the above list that much of the food at Chickie's & Pete's is pre-made and at the ready to get unsuspecting families like mine in and out the door and/or pump out food quickly to keep the drunks at bay. Either way, not a great family or food destination, so save it for a night out with the boys, or leave the kids in the car. Buen provecho.
1) Crab Fries: They're just too damn thin and flimsy, especially when the cheese sauce hardens. Furthermore, it's kind of hard to eat them when you're holding a toddler. My sincerest apologies to my son for the Old Bay fingerprints on the onesie.
2) Chickie's Cutlets: Standard frozen and boxed chicken fingers. How they can get away with calling them "cutlets" is beyond me.
3) Signature Salad: Bagged romaine topped with Old Bay croutons and crab fries. A real pile of shit.
4) Cheeseburger: Pre-formed patty, terrible burger-to-bun ratio, no toppings.
5) This last one's not about food. I just thought I would mention that I was wearing sweats when this all went down.
You may be thinking, "Jackass, you're supposed to get the seafood when you're there," or you may have just stopped reading. If you are still reading, it's obvious from the above list that much of the food at Chickie's & Pete's is pre-made and at the ready to get unsuspecting families like mine in and out the door and/or pump out food quickly to keep the drunks at bay. Either way, not a great family or food destination, so save it for a night out with the boys, or leave the kids in the car. Buen provecho.
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