In light of the recent news that culinary bad boy Guy Fieri is wasting someone else's money on a steakhouse that will probably fail within two months of opening, I started thinking about an alternate universe where Philly chefs donned the denim chef coat and bleached spikes and kame up with some kewl koncepts. Then I tweeted a bunch of terrible photoshops called "Philly Chefs in a Denim Chef's Coat with Guy Fieri Hair." Now I'm taking it a step further and presenting some highlights in the series with each chef's money menu item since it's Friday and you need a distraction from your soul-crushing job. Buen Provecho.
Signature Dish: Biergarten Beef with Money Mixed Grill
Signature Dish: Fuhgeddaboutit Foie Gras Filet
Signature Dish: Bangin' Buffalo Steak "Noodles"
Signature Dish: Za'atar Zingers and Dynamite Duck Heartz
Signature Dish: Steak au Poivrapalooza
Signature Dish: Da Bomb Bistecca with Rockin' Rosemary
Signature Dish: Fidel Gastro's Head on a Platter