My life is essentially complete. I've got Mrs. Gastro, Baby Gastro (plus another on the way. Yikes!), a phone with a touchscreen that allows me to instantly tell people what I'm thinking (because they care), and a full head of hair that has yet to turn grey. Shit's pretty damn good, but there's an itch that repeatedly needs scratching, one that only gets the claws sporadically because of geography and other excuses that simply translate to lazy. Call it chasing the dragon, but I have yet to find a proxy for Lobo, our local Tex-Mex in Brooklyn, where Mrs. Gastro and I would suck back margaritas even faster than we'd devour the complimentary chips and salsa. We've tried all the greatest hits in the area (Distrito, Cantina Feliz, Xochitl, etc.), and while they are truly great, the oxymoron of high-end Mexican leaves the wallet much lighter than it should be after getting messed up on tequila and refried beans, and the whole point of having a local spot is the fact that it's truly local. Our closest place, Mi Pueblo in Mt. Airy, sucks the big one (sorry, Mi Pueblo). Avenida's nice on a special occasion, but it's too much cash for daily degustation. I could fill the void in Chestnut Hill (investors, I have an amazing business plan if you're interested), but in the meantime, I just want a goddamn margarita and a bowl of chips without having to break the bank. Enter Plaza Azteca, literally hiding in plain sight across from the Plymouth Meeting Mall. Purists would shy away from it, but for us purists who also have children, this is the kind of place where you get all the kid-friendly benefits of a chain (plenty of space, high chairs, other like-minded idiots who thought having kids would be a great idea, staff that distracts said kids while you drink more than you should on a Tuesday) without too much of a chainy feel. The food is good, and the service is even better. Plus, it's cheap as fuck, especially when you go during happy hour. For $48.33 plus tip, we both enjoyed tableside guacamole, chips and salsa, fish tacos, fajitas, rice, and beans, and I enjoyed a margarita and a giant beer. Our only problem now (or at least after Baby Gastro #2 shows up) is figuring out who's going to drive home. Like I said, my life is essentially complete. Buen provecho.
We are coming East in August! Can we come visit and eat guac with our combined six kids?????
ReplyDeleteWe are coming East in August--can we come visit and eat guac with our combined six children??? Perhaps Dave will be courteous enough to not puke all over your house this time.
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