Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Why Did I Eat This?
This is the carcass of a muffin that cost me $2.43. I can get a bacon, egg, and cheese from the toothless guy outside for less money. The worst part? It tasted like Arm & Hammer and smelled like the cheap lotion they sell in the shrinkwrapped wicker gift baskets at the dollar store that the fat ass dude from Teen Mom would probably buy for his whale of a girlfriend to say sorry for being such a lame and sweaty excuse for a human being. I suppose that at the end of the day, it could always be worse. I could be that dude. Buen provecho.